Alex in PA. Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Q. How can you tell a blonde is not a Broncos fan?A. She thinks a quarterback is change for a buck. In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbbpll Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 Q: Why did the blonde have a bruised bellybutton? A: Her boyfriend is blonde. Alex in PA. and kenlee47 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insider Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 6 hours ago, RWB said: OK, Insider.....When does the humor start....? As always, as soon as you post one of your non-numismatic comments! kenlee47 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex in PA. Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 (edited) Duplicate post. Sorry. Edited August 24, 2020 by Alex in PA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henri Charriere Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Some of this stuff reminds me of a T-shirt I saw on a New York City subway a few years back: "I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK." Insider and Alex in PA. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAULEMALL Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 I have a joke about Covid... But 98% of you won't get it.. Alex in PA. and Insider 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWB Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 To keep it coin related: "What's the most laughable US commemorative coin design?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henri Charriere Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 25 minutes ago, RWB said: To keep it coin related: "What's the most laughable US commemorative coin design?" I vaguely remember the negative press received on the Girl Scouts coin of a few years back. The only correct response, regardless of personal preference, is any coin which failed to sell a fraction of its maximum authorized mintage as dictated by common demand. Like most collectors, I prefer the more classic, symbolic representations on coins. That footprint on the moon just doesn't cut it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conder101 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 On 8/24/2020 at 5:18 PM, Quintus Arrius said: The only correct response, regardless of personal preference, is any coin which failed to sell a fraction of its maximum authorized mintage as dictated by common demand That would be just about all of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenstang Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Another blonde joke. (Why are their so many out there?) Two blondes at the river, one on each side. First blonde yells to second blonde "How do you get to the other side?" Second blonde pauses for a moment and then yells across "I thought you were on the other side" Alex in PA. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VKurtB Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 On 8/24/2020 at 5:18 PM, Quintus Arrius said: I vaguely remember the negative press received on the Girl Scouts coin of a few years back. The only correct response, regardless of personal preference, is any coin which failed to sell a fraction of its maximum authorized mintage as dictated by common demand. Like most collectors, I prefer the more classic, symbolic representations on coins. That footprint on the moon just doesn't cut it for me. To me, the “best” ones are the ones that sell extremely poorly, and the “worst” ones are the ones that sell gazillions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henri Charriere Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Okay, so what is the most laughable U.S. commemorative coin design, and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex in PA. Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill!source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/moneyjokes.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insider Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 Heard on the radio this morning. A lady comes home to see her husband waving a newspaper around. "What are you doing she asks?" "I'm swatting three male flies and two female flies" he replied. "How do you know their sex?" "Easy" he said. "The three male flies are on my beer can while the female flies are on the telephone." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VKurtB Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 On 8/26/2020 at 11:26 AM, Quintus Arrius said: Okay, so what is the most laughable U.S. commemorative coin design, and why? To me, the most laughable U.S. commemorative coin design is from 1935. The Old Spanish Trail dollar, a key coin to the classic set. Why? Check out why there is a head of a steer on one side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henri Charriere Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, VKurtB said: To me, the most laughable U.S. commemorative coin design is from 1935. The Old Spanish Trail dollar, a key coin to the classic set. Why? Check out why there is a head of a steer on one side. Yeah, the one graded AU-58 by ICG, with the notation "cleaned, laminated" and an asking price of $999 on eBay. Who can account for taste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insider Posted August 27, 2020 Author Share Posted August 27, 2020 45 minutes ago, VKurtB said: To me, the most laughable U.S. commemorative coin design is from 1935. The Old Spanish Trail dollar, a key coin to the classic set. Why? Check out why there is a head of a steer on one side. That's not laughable! It will only be laughable (to some people) if some ignorant collector pays $999 for an AU, cleaned Spanish trail with a lamination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Bob Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 A little known fact about jgrinz is that, early in life, he worked as a quality control agent for a factory that made M&Ms . They had to let him go, though. He kept throwing away the "W"s. RonnieR131 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henri Charriere Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 How 'bout these priceless words of wisdom: "Embrace the changes, don't fight them," mutters our own irascible VKurtB as he takes a heel of his jackboot to an inert slab on a convention floor somewhere. 😀 RonnieR131 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWB Posted August 28, 2020 Share Posted August 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Just Bob said: A little known fact about jgrinz is that, early in life, he worked as a quality control agent for a factory that made M&Ms . They had to let him go, though. He kept throwing away the "W"s. I'd heard it was in a Russian factory and he was tossing everything with the letters " Ш " or " Щ ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henri Charriere Posted September 2, 2020 Share Posted September 2, 2020 This is sure to humor or offend someone... My nomination for the most (you can fill in the blank) is: Apollo 11 50 Anniversary, 2019-S 50C, First Day of Issue, PF-70. Ultra Cameo What are the odds a Weinman or Gobrecht or Barber or MacNeil or St. Gauden or Longacre or Roberts would stoop so low as to produce an inartistic atrocity like a bootprint to commemorate an historic event? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tejas1836 Posted September 4, 2020 Share Posted September 4, 2020 When Bum Phillips, the head coach of the Houston Oilers, was questioned about his star running back Earl Campbell not being able to finish the mile run in practice, he replied (paraphrased) "I guess if it's 1st down and a mile, I won't run him" Insider and RonnieR131 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
